olanrogers:

HAHA Hogwarts Picture.

britishinvasion-invademe:

Olan Rogers tells the best stories of all time. Of all time.

• Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
• Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
• Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have…

Is this a real sign somewhere, cause I want one.

siansheep:

My understanding of tea etiquette in Britain is:

OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS…

ebullientefflorescence:

moriartium-formula:

firsttimelady:

myadamantiumheart:

sweetsandpotatochips:

time-to-take-over-midgard:

heinrich—maneuver:

WHY I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS BEFORE?

MY LIFE IS COMPLETED

OMG. This. How have I not even come across this before?? My life is, now too, complete.
 

mother

My life is actually complete and I can die happy.

what is this eargasm I am having

oh hhngnfhng 

panties = ruined

omfg

my new theme song okay

yes it’s back

ataleoftwocrowleys:

the-fisher-queen:

desmoulicious:

happinessoverhostility:

These are real fucking men.

Oh my God. Who are these amazing people.

We do this event in my hometown, too.

Did they actually walk a mile on those shoes? Because I sure as hell couldn’t walk a mile on those shoes. My feet would die.